What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !