What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!