What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !