Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.