Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there