What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.