What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.