You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
She puts her top back on and leaves.
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
me *turns around and goes back out*
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
to the dog.
Evaporated milk
