What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.