What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.