What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.