What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.