What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.