What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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The chemist may frown.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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What's a terrible plate pun?

dish one.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.