What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.