What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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There was a lot of ham in him.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse