How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.