How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!