What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.