What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.