What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos