What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!