What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear