Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Michael Brown
A cup of yogurt.
Bring two Mormons.
To hold his pants up.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Two-Baaas.
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Eh... It's sub-par.
