Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.