Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Golf Game Jokes More Golf Game Jokes

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.