Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

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It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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DenimDenimDenim*

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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In case they get a hole in one!

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.