What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.