What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!