What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!