What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Whatever floats his boat.

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They get put in prism!

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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Start a war.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!