What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Previous Random Joke Next
Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!