How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.