How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.