Ceiling Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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