How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.