How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.