How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.