How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.