Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Urine over your head!

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no