What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.