Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.