Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!