Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.