How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

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What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand?

Nature's Valley

What is Bear Grylls' favourite web browser?

Internet *explorer*!