Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.