Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?