We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A: To stamp out forest fires.
They don't deliver on Sunday
Because it was a mail dominated industry
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
