Because it was a mail dominated industry
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The Post Office
For Mail-Practice!!
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Thousands of brown loafers
Black mail.
Their femail
Because the devil takes many forms.
Work smarter not harder people.
Post office.
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
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We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
They are hiring.
Neither deliver on Sundays.
The post office.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
A: Post office.
They don't deliver on Sunday
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Because his life was in shambles.
Take the P out of him.
Their P is silent.
Deport him
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Church.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
They were scared of sparks flying.
How slime flies!