Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.