Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!