What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.