What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.