What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.