What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi