What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.