Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman