Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"