Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman