Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!