Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.