Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.