Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.