Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!