Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.