What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews?

r/news

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

How do introverts feel within society?

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Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.