What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA

What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?