What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.