What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.