What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up