What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What's green and german?

Snotzis.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Tell a cow they're being watched.

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A: It was full of ticks.

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Time bombs.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!