What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!