What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"