What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"