There's a clock on the stove.
They blow when they get turned on.
A pain in the arse.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Orphans.
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Ohm on the range
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
