Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.