There's already a clock on the stove
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
So he could watch the football
Because they're rated
So he could mufasa.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Time to get it fixed.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove