Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.