Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What are they called in America?

Americans.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians