What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.