What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.