What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.