Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.