Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?