Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.