Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.