Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever