Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)