Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.