What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.