What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS