How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.