How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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El Nio

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Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!