How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.