What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !