What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia