What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.