What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.