Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.