Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.