Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.