How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.