How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.