How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.