Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..