Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..