Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything?

9/12

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school