Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Muslim Girl Jokes More Muslim Girl Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece