What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.