Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.