Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.