Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.