What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking