What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.