What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches