What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.