What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Bottled Waddle.

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Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill