What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.