What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Feedom.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"