How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.