How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.