How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.