How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Which do you light first?

The match

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet