Light bulb.
less than twelve parsecs.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
