How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.